Manager Shocked To Find Out A Pizza Party Isn't The Same As A Raise

 Local store manager Drew Johnson is stunned to find out that employees don't see an end of year pizza party and a raise as equal. 

Drew: "As a manager, it's my job to make sure that my employees are satisfied, and I was truly surprised when an employee told me they wanted a raise more than an end of year pizza party."

Employee: "Are you serious? How did you not know that we wanted a raise more than a pizza party?"

Drew: "This truly comes as a shock to me. According to any managerial training I've had, managers have always said employees will appreciate a pizza party at least as much as a raise."

We decided to dig further into this interesting phenomenon and found some astonishing discoveries along the way. We took managers from several different stores and conducted scientific experiments to see if they all felt the same way about a pizza party. The scientists had shown an image of a box of pizza and a large check handed to an employee to represent a raise. To our surprise, it turns out none of the managers were able to tell the difference between the two images. When managers were shown the images again, they began to seriously wonder why these scientists thought the two images were different.